Fandom: Star Wars original trilogy + sequel trilogy
Pairing: Han x Lando x Leia
Content: Sex mention
Writeup of a riff @attackfish started based on @exomoonextremophile‘s post.
“What do you mean, I’ve been technically committing
adultery?” Han spun toward Lando, arms akimbo.“Technically I never filed the divorce papers.” Lando
spread his arms. “And you never followed up. You seemed happy enough taking the
tax exemptions.”“I was getting tax exemptions?”
Leia shook her head. “Ten years married, and you
assumed he ever has his paperwork in order.”“He had me to do it for him while the marriage was
still… active.” Lando raised his eyebrows. “I’m afraid you get the job now,
Leia.”“That’s enough.” Han massaged the bridge of his nose
while his husband and fiancée shared a smile. “We have to work this situation
out without me going to prison for bigamy.”“I agree, the last thing you need is another
outstanding warrant. So let’s talk about making an honest woman of this lovely
young lady.”“Honest woman?” Leia scoffed. “I’ll have you know, he
was my boytoy for years.”“No one is honest with this scoundrel in their life. I
was an upstanding citizen before I met him, and returned to being one after I
kicked him to the curb.”“Hey, you didn’t dump me. I dumped you like a sack of
void-grown potatoes!”Lando dismissed that with a wave of his hand. “Let’s
get back on track. Now that I know of your happy plans, I can file the papers
and you can walk away a free man.”“All right! Fine! We can do that.” Han crossed his
arms and looked away while Lando leaned back, face neutral. Leia gave them a
long, thoughtful look.“Or,” she reached over and placed a hand on Lando’s
arm. “We can file a different set of papers.”
(Six years later)
The communication link beeped, and Lando’s feet paused
mid-pace. He spun to face the screen, cape swirling, while Han’s face filled
his wall.“How’s Leia? Did it go well?”
“Swimmingly. Well, literally. This water birth is
really something.”“I told you she’d take to it.” Lando broke out in a
smile. “She and the baby both doing okay? How’s Ben taking it?”“I’m doing very well after eight hours of attending
our wife, thank you.” Han’s faux annoyance relaxed into a grin. “Everyone’s
fine. Ben is fascinated with his new little sib. I knew you’d be worried so I
called right away.”Lando closed his eyes for a moment. “Thank the stars.
What about the baby? Do you have a feed?”Han pressed a button and the screen split to show live
video of a newborn’s cot where a baby slept, tiny mouth smacking from time to
time. Lando’s smile froze and his mouth fell open at the sight of the curled
hair and brown skin.“Stay right as you are, I promised Leia I’d get a
recording of the look on your face.”“Uhhh… is this… was it that one time at Corellia
with the three of us we never talk about?”“No, it’s that one time at Coruscant we never talk
about. You know, when you had to be rushed to Medbay-”“We don’t talk about that, remember.” Lando held up a
finger. “It never happened.”“The medical droid couldn’t find any records of a
human pulling that particular musc-““I said, it never happened.”
“Whatever you say.”
Lando let out a breath. “Well.”
“All I’m saying is we expect you to be here to change
a lot of diapers, buddy.”“Are you sure? I think the baby has your eyes.”
Despite the appraising gaze he cast at the baby’s half of the screen, Lando’s
eyes shone with pride as he followed the infant’s every sigh and squirm.“There’s all of us in this kid.” Han’s face took on
the same gentle look as he watched the sleeping baby. “You’ll be here in time
for the naming ceremony?”“Count on it.”
“I know I can.”
“Give Leia and Ben my love. And…” Lando gestured at
the screen. “To the baby, of course.”“I will. See you soon, Lando.”
“And you, Han.”
The link cut off, leaving Lando staring into space
with a dazed and happy look. Then he shook himself and walked out, calling for
the Dantooinian sparkling wine he had ordered and for celebrations to
begin.
Bringing this back in light of Daisy Ridley’s recent revelation that Finn and Rey are brother and sister! Called it on Finn Organa-Calrissian and Rey Organa-Solo 😄
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