Black Panther // Say Geronimo
Ensemble vid. Download links on AO3.
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finnrey is anidala reincarnated
rey is anakin:
x unexplained force abilities
x unrelated to any character we know
x comes from a desert planet where she was sold into slavery by her ‘parents’
x amazing mechanic
x stellar pilot
x lightsaber calls to her; this hasn’t happened to a single skywalker yet; it calls to her because it recognises its true owner
x grows strong attachment (finn, bb8, han)
x has big dreams of helping the resistance like anakin dreamt of freeing the slaves
x has a propensity to the dark side
x wins her first lightsaber battle and hones her abilities quite quickly because she has done it before in her previous life
x maz told her in tfa to forgot her past (her traumatic past as anakin) and focus on her future (finn, luke)
x rey immediately thinks of luke because unconsciously is hopeful to finally have a relationship with her son
finn is padmé:
x incredible goodness and kindness
x amazing blaster aim
x finn is a born leader; used to head his team of stormtroopers just like padmé led her planet
x has a way with words, knows exactly what to say to get what he wants; he gets the resistance to save rey through his clever deception; reminiscent of padmé’s diplomatic nature and her job
x will do anything to save his loved ones despite opposition; finn will save rey no matter what han says and padmé will save obi-wan no matter what anakin says
x thinks of others first before himself. when he gets knocked out on jakku by the blast he immediately asks rey is she’s alright just like padmé asks if anakin is alright when she’s, uh, dying
x “same eyes in different people” we know that maz has lived for a long ass time and it’s not unreasonable to assume she has met padmé or at least heard and seen of her
x they’re both beloved by many people. finn is loved by rey, poe, and rose and padmé is shown to be the crush of quite a few people. they have a magnetism which attracts others
finnrey is anidala:
x they met on a desert planet
x finn is 4-5 years older than rey just like padmé was 4-5 years older than anakin
x rey believes finn is with the resistance and anakin believes padmé is a handmaiden at first
x padmé: come away with me; finn: come with me
x (in case finn is not confirmed FS) jedi x rebel couple (yes padmé is a rebel in rots)
x immediate, unexplainable connection
x soulmates
x finn stares at rey when he first sees her. as if … she is familiar
x rey: we will see each other again, I believe that. she believes that because they already did once
x finnrey is established as main pairing in tfa just like anidala
x finn and rey hug in tfa like anakin and padmé do in tpm
x finn’s priority is rey just like padmé’s priority is anakin
x feel free to add
That anon better take back what they said about mah son Boba Fett. Boba has a CODE.
What’s Boba’s code of conduct?
Hey @ Moth: consider this theory I and a friend share: Finn is descended from Revan.
Oooohhh! I prefer Exile because I suspect Finn has simila abilities, prompted by @themandalorianwolf‘s excellent comparison meta (link), but Finn Revan is very very cool too.
Whenever I hear people complaining about the friendzone existing as a concept, it’s always “oh boo-hoo, you want to sleep with me and I don’t, get over it.” I mean that’s perfectly valid, but I’m deeply disturbed by the fact that most people– especially women– think friendship and sex are the only components to romantic love. Romance is deeper than sex. I’m not an asexual romantic but I’m sure they understand what I mean. I can’t find the words to explain that to people though.
I don’t think that’s what’s going on here, personally. I think the assumption on the part of these women is that a dude who complains about the friendzone is only interested in women for sex, and romance is unimportant to him because he’s only interested in women’s bodies. There’s an underlying thought process that romantic interest is somehow more wholesome and honorable than sexual interest in the absence of romance, and that saying a misogynistic guy is interested in romance as well as sex is giving him too much credit.
This is yet another subtle example of the deification of romantic love as something exalted and noble compared to sexual interest and friendship, and it leads to rampant demonization of aromantic people as dishonorable perverts and even potential rapists. As with all arophobic bias it’s unhealthy for alloromantic people, too, because romantic interest can be just as toxic and self-interested as sexual attraction but we end up cutting people way too much slack if their emotions are genuinely romantic. Romantic love is not some cure-all that saves people and changes lives, it is an urge like any other and as such is morally neutral in of itself. Stop attributing morality to romantic love 2k18
I already saw men blaming women for being sexual assaulted “she was breastfeeding her baby in public, what she expected?”. we women can’t feed our baby because some grown ass men doesn’t understand the world isn’t about them
Now that’s a new one Shit like this also exposes the lie that the “right” kind of women are not subjected to misogyny. What’s more the right kind of woman according to the patriarchy than a mother with a child? But nah, give the tiniest (or big, as the case may be) reminder that women’s bodies don’t exist for straight male gratification and men are mighty willing to knock moms off their pedestal into the gutter.

Cheering on the cute boyfriend in his Jedi exercises can be thirsty work!
This bit of wonderfulness was drawn as a Patreon reward by artist extraordinaire @inchells! Thank you, Eve!
“Ah, well. I don’t hold it against my friends when they kill my other friends.” -Hondo, probably, whenever anyone he’s ever come into contact with is killed by someone else he’s ever come into contact with
Me in pretty much all my friendships
Zombies are rightists and vampires are leftists? That’s it, I’m writing a political comedy. Vampires arguing with zombies on the floor of Congress? That’s gold right there. Imagine the rallies and Facebook posts. I could even make a statement on extremism where center-leaning vampires and zombies look almost like or exactly like humans.
Zombies aren’t known for their eloquence though, are they? Would they be able to hold their own against vampires, who are stereotypically known as smooth talkers? In fact I would question the whole premise because to me zombies seem to suit the stereotype of the plebian leftist masses better, while vampires fit the mold of aristocratic parasites.


