I don’t think it’s going to happen. I’ve had a crush on her since I was 15, and 11-15 year old Aspies are the most awkward people on the planet, especially when they’re crushing. And by awkward I mean embarrassing and accidentally creepy. Imagine someone following you around at a dance, waiting for a slow song, or standing behind you because they want to talk about something but are too shy to interrupt so they just stand there staring, or not knowing when not to hug you. Aspergers sucks.

lj-writes:

It sounds like all the awkwardness of the teen years compounded by not catching social cues in a very demanding social environment. Much love and good thoughts to you ❤️

@fettjango is right, of course, once you learn that you make someone uncomfortable you should stop the behavior. I read it as the anon recounting past behaviors that they won’t repeat in the future, but I can’t be sure of course.

An AU

Rey Dameron anxiously awaits her brother’s return. When he is nowhere to be found, she flies to Jakku after him. She doesn’t find Poe, but she finds his droid, chasing a man wearing his jacket. The man, who calls himself Finn, explains that he rescued Poe from the First Order only for Poe to die in a crash. Rey is furious but has no time to mourn because her ship is destroyed, forcing her to run with Finn and BB-8 in a junk ship that she recognizes as the one General Leia always told her about: the Millennium Falcon. After escaping Jakku, Rey apologizes for being angry with Finn, since it wasn’t his fault Poe died. Who should they run into next but Han Solo, the owner of the Millennium Falcon! Han recognizes the name Dameron and agrees to help them. But first they have to deal with two gangs Han owes money to. Rey, being more experienced in dogfighting than using a blaster, needs a little help from Finn, but both of them are able to fend off the gangs, thanks to an ingenious plan by Rey to release the rathtars (pretending that that was the plan all along and not something far less reckless.) Chewie is wounded, but Rey has had experience as a pilot since her brother taught her to fly. When they get to Takodana, Finn tries to leave. Rey begs him to stay, if only for the sake of Poe’s memory, but Finn says he’s done all he can and nothing he can do will bring Poe back. Rey and Han have everything covered, they don’t need him. Rey, crushed, watches him leave, then follows voices into the basement, discovering a box with what she recognizes as a lightsaber– but whose? When she touches it, she has a vision and sees a man wielding it. The dark figure he’s battling, the droid he lays his hand on– his robotic hand– make her realize this lightsaber is Luke’s. Realizing she’s tapped into the Force, she realizes just how desperately the Resistance needs the map. She runs off in search of Finn to tell him what she’s discovered, but is captured by Kylo Ren, who takes the lightsaber. Finn hears screaming and sees a vision in the sky of a red flame quenching stars and planets. Finn duels a trooper with a riot control baton using a pole he finds and manages to knock the trooper into a wall, not realizing he used the Force to do so. He sees Kylo Ren’s ship and immediately assumes (senses) Rey’s on it. He goes to D’Qar with the Resistance and finds out Poe is alive! He tells him Poe what happened. The Resistance plans a mission to rescue Rey and destroy Starkiller Base, using Finn’s intel. Meanwhile, Rey escapes. She runs into Finn and Han and goes with them to set charges to weaken the reactor. They witness Kylo Ren murder Han Solo and chase him into the forest to confront him. Rey Force-pulls Luke’s saber from Kylo Ren and duels him, but the saber is knocked from her hand. While Rey defends herself with the Force, Finn picks up the saber and uses it to distract Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren Force-throws Rey into a tree and duels Finn, wounding him. Rey comes to Finn’s rescue and picks up the saber, dueling Kylo Ren and wounding him. She goes to Finn’s lifeless body and Chewie picks them up in the Falcon. The medics tend to Finn while Poe promises his sister he’ll look after him. Rey Dameron flies off in the Falcon to find Luke Skywalker in hopes that he will help her understand her abilities more fully and restore hope to the fight.

PS– this AU means Poe would be Finn’s brother in law when Finn and Rey end up together, which Finn would be ecstatic about.


L.J.: Also anon submitter has said Rey would be a Latina in this AU. I nominate María Mercedes Coroy (link).

@ anon, max katana sounds like the most badass postapocalypse samurai ever tho. Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be posting your Rey Dameron (as in Poe’s sister, not his wife of course) submission for now because I’m not comfortable portraying a white woman as the daughter of a brown Latinx couple.

O…kay. So I’m a gay guy that reads a/b/o fics and as I’m not really a fan of het (sorry), I always thought that the abo thing was a staple for mlm or wlw (it’s a kink ok). Seing it on that rlo fic is just.. ugh. Can their grimey little hands just pls stay away from every au

That is my understanding too. I mean I have seen m/f fucking as a small part of an Alpha-Omega gangbang scene, but it was a female Alpha banging a male Omega with her dick. Having a male Alpha and female Omega doesn’t sound fun at
all, it’s just an exaggeration of real-world dynamics. I get that people
can get off on that, but could they stay away from queer kinks ffs.
They can write 50 Shades or their horrible distortion of The Handmaid’s Tale or any of a million
other rapey str8 kinks.

(If you want more details about the story I mentioned above, which was also a SW fic, follow me below the cut and abandon all hope.)

The Omega was Obi-Wan and the female Alpha was… idk, Shaak Ti? Depa Billaba? She was a minor character and it was primarily an Obi/Windu story as I recall. The premise was that the Jedi Council are all Alphas and they have to breed the Omega in heat. Obi isn’t trans though, it was old school and he gets pregnant through the ass.

you know what’s interesting? is that the reylos are the only people that completely skewer other, morally good characters that they view as threats in their fic (finn, poe after tlj). in the years since tfa i have never come across a finnpoe fic that skewers rey or rose, a finnrey fic that skewers poe or rose, etc. it’s literally just the reylos that take it there.

Surprise! They’re small-minded assholes who feel threatened by potential romantic rivals to their ship.

idk if you can call poe hypothetically being force sensitive a bait and switch re: finn when the stuff about him growing up around a force sensitive tree pre-dates even tfa? rey would be the only bait and switch character because of the tfa marketing and because jj explicitly said that’s what he was doing. that being said, if poe is force sensitive i’m pretty sure it’s not going to be announced or a storyline or anything, he’s going to already have been and continue to be with no comment.

I mean Finn was advertised with the lightsaber as you pointed out, which seems really baity to me. It’s not just Rey and Poe either, fucking Holdo got confirmed as FS and not Finn? That’s some nonsense.