Twilight is like a nested Russian doll of fucked up lmao
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AU where Finn is Ender Wiggin and Rey is Bean. Except it doesn’t really work for a romantic Finnrey parallel because Bean’s love interest is Petra and Ender’s is a Portuguese widow who lives thousands of years after he’s born (for those who haven’t read the book, space travel and relativistic speeds are in play, so there’s no age gap.) But still, Ender was trained in a simulator as a child soldier, and Bean grew up alone fighting to survive against gangs and scavengers. That’s Finn and Rey.
Sounds like an intriguing AU! I mean a well-developed friendship fic between Finn and Rey would be awesome, too.
So apparently it’s not just your box, it’s all submit boxes. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do they refuse to fully load (rktho)
What a well-functioning website lmao
So you know how reyl0s basically want Kyle to be a whitewashed Finn? Get this, some of them are convinced that the earlier incarnation of Finn, Sam, is actually the earlier incarnation of KYLE. You can’t make this up.
Maybe it’s because of Sam’s resemblance to Han Solo. God, they really live in a fact-free echo chamber, don’t they?
[alienates crush] That’s ok I don’t need a girlfriend until I’m 21 [alienates best friend] That’s ok I don’t need friends until I’m 21
When you turn 21 you play beer pong and then get all the friends and girlfriends you want, it is Known.
* Drink responsibly, everyone!
Your submit box hates me. It always freezes my computer/phone. I don’t know why, it didn’t use to
Tumblr at work!
“jj needs to take lj-writes on a retreat in the woods of wokeness she’s giving the juicy jjs a bad name” what
Yeah my detractors are not always… coherent. But JJ should totally take me on a retreat to hear my ideas lol.
i really don’t understand how rey having a tan was “brown face”. you can look up farmer’s tans to see how dark white people get in the sun. rian got rid of it because i don’t think he’s even smart enough to remember that tans are a real thing. he seemed to forget every other detail about tfa, too.
I addressed this issue earlier (link).
You’re aspec too??? :)
I identify as demisexual, so yeah!
Rian Johnson looks like the bald rat from Kim Possible

DON’T YOU DO RUFUS LIKE THAT