Reylo fandom is literally just Zutara fandom all over again, the Master Checklist:

tarisilmarwen:

1. Immediate fixation on the moderately attractive tortured “bad boy” antagonist character and rush to ship him with the closest available female protagonist.  CHECK.

2. Downplaying/excusing antagonist’s misdeeds especially in regards to the way he treats female protagonist.  

CHECK.

3. Ignoring/leapfrogging over said female protagonist’s much more likely actual love interest and coming up with bullshit reasons/excuses for why he’s actually the abusive/toxic one!  

CHECK.

4. Cropping/editing out the more prospective love interest from photos/footage in order to create romantic moments for their ship, because as of yet none exist.  

CHECK.

5. Claiming purple as their ship color.  

CHECK.

6. Weird obsession with red/blue color symbolism and super-strong genetically superior offspring.  (”Steambabies”, “Stormbabies”, “Forcebabies”)  

CHECK.

7. “English Literature” majors crawling out of the woodwork to spew 5000K+ words of bullshit “proving” why their ship is obviously, objectively, canon endgame, typically by over-microanalyzing literal seconds of footage or making false comparisons to tropes/relationship archetypes in other completely unrelated properties.  

CHECK.

8. Somehow, in the middle of all this super-detailed analysis, completely missing the characters’ actual thoughts and feelings and the much more obvious hints towards the other much more likely romance.  

CHECK.

9. Beauty and the Beast comparisons.  

CHECK.

10. Romeo and Juliet comparisons.  

CHECK.

11. Pride and Prejudice comparisons.  (WHAT IS PEOPLE’S FIXATION WITH THIS ONE?!  I’VE READ THE BOOK IT’S NOT THAT GREAT.)  

CHECK.

12. Attempts to compare their ship to other canon ships in the same fandom despite them not actually being alike.  

CHECK.

13. Mistaken belief that their rival ship is boring and has no conflict because it’s a fluffy feelgood ship stemming from friendship rather than the enemies to lovers trope.  

CHECK.

14. Mistaken belief that their ship would be something “fresh” and “new”… despite points 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12.  

CHECK.

15.  Misunderstanding Yin/Yang symbology.  

CHECK.

16. Romanticizing a plot event where the antagonist has the female protagonist captured and restrained and is plying her for information.  

CHECK.

17. Romanticizing the enmity between the two parties and claiming it is “sexual tension”, instead of animosity, indifference, and hatred.  

CHECK.

18. Chronic inability to remain in their own lanes/spaces by hijacking general threads and crosstagging.  

CHECK.

19. Every word out of a writer/director/actor’s mouth is indisputable proof in favor of their ship, even if they are explicitly denying the ship being a thing.  

CHECK.

20. Literally everything is hidden proof of their ship.  Everything.  (The freaking Porgs?!  Really?!)  

CHECK.

21. Easily deceived by misleading advertising/trailers.  

CHECK.

22. Nuclear bitchfit meltdown when their ship inevitably, predictably, does not happen.  PENDING.

I… I swear I’m in deja-vu world.

Oh my god, I knew there was overlap in the fandoms and a lot of similarities but i never realized just HOW much of a Zutara 2.0 the Reylo fandom is.

wynx-hates-pedos:

child-abuse-isnt-sexy:

sjwbrickowski:

yaoicommunism:

sparkgod:

hi yeah this is one of roachpatrols friends, who frequently gives advice to survivors & mentally ill ppl online

wether or not he meant this jokingly doesnt matter, in light of what roachpatrol’s been saying about teenagers, this is fucking repulsive

this is the same asshole that has a thing about priests and altar boys & drew countless arts of necrophilia and shit so yeah they’re just all around repugnant

oh yea they told me a survivor that I abused people as a coping mechanism by criticizing media and toxic ships, compared me to a pyschopath, accused me of changing my url to hide from shippers, and defended fictional cp saying it was “better than irl cp”

they also accused my friend of faking her add to avoid the argument bc she cant read long walls of text. 

I hope they get arrested and thrown in jail.

People are still out there acting like everyone who hates roach-///patrol and her buddies are on some sort of crusade against her for no reason, and I’d like to remind everyone that she and most – if not all – of her friends are fucking vile and enjoy tearing into young survivors because how DARE someone not support child porn.

@softanti  @the-map-community-is-dangerous

More double standards

darthporgueisthewise:

A few days ago, Reylos were coming up with long, convoluted explanations about how “romance” and “romantic drama” aren’t the same thing so Reylo can still happen even if it’s not in the second movie.

But the moment John Boyega says Finn shouldn’t have a romance “for now”, Reylos assume he won’t get one at all.

You guys are so transparently fucking racist.

Wow, and here I thought they were all Finnpoe/Finnrose stans or something, but I guess that’s forgotten now in their elation that Finn will supposedly be Alone Forever?

Also there is no universe in which 30-year-old adolescent Kite Runner is readier for a romance than Finn wtf.

reylo-more-like-reyno:

reylo-more-like-reyno:

shreddedpunkbitch:

reylo-more-like-reyno:

ormatias:

a brief list of the things that the reylos have ruined

beauty and the beast

great comet

rose tico

dust to dust

pride and prejudice

moulin rouge

-Phantom of the Opera

The Lion King II

-Crepes

-HanLeia

-Anidala

-The color purple (the color not the movie, thank god)

-Harry Potter

-Les Mis (I’m pretty sure this was a thing)

-Murder on the Orient Express

-Grey jedi

– Yin and yang

– FinnRose

– Porgs

ReyL* fandom gives be brutal flashbacks to the whole TJL/C thing that swept j0hnl0ck fandom. Even they made every single promo, interview, word, stray strand in a frame as clue or foreshadowing ship being canon. As a fellow johnl0cker I was embarassed and frightened to even say anything against that ship becoming canon, not without being called names or being mocked by the believers, it was just horrid. When it didn’t happen their blacklash was ugly, saying they’d better ideas than show writers!

leg-grestrade:

lj-writes:

@bbcumbercutey replied:

lj-writes:

Noah Fence but the way I hear the show went (I dropped it at the pilot) having better ideas than the writers seems like a low bar. That’s what fanfiction is for, though, right? I get wanting a ship to be canon–and I’m a lot more sympathetic to the ship you mention than to reelo–but blowing every little “clue” out of proportion and, worse, mocking people for disagreeing, that’s just being a conspiracy-theory hawking asshole.

I’m also reminded of the worst behaviors of zootarians from the ATLA fandom. This was another great ship that had a dedicated group of asshole shippers who insisted it HAD to be canon, that it was ALREADY canon, and, after the show ended, that it was ACTUALLY canon and they were ROBBED. To this day, almost a decade after the show ended and after we’ve had sequels featuring the actual main ship’s children and grandchildren, this contingent spreads conspiracy theories about a secret fourth season, the head writer being strongarmed by the producers and so forth.

It gives me all sorts of schadenfreude that there’s a significant overlap between disappointed Zitarians and reynos. So much for their infallible powers of analysis.

It poped in my tumblr app, so I hope you don’t mind If I add. With BBC Sherlock both writers admitted that they put those gay references

as jokes

cause they thought it was funny. So it’s fair to discuss the

queerbaiting. Also the general writing just went completely down the loo with last season, ratings dropped, many critics trashed it and the writers began to blame press, fans and even went into denial that ratings dropped. So it’s a bit different story.

It’s fine, I tried to disguise the spellings but I see the dark Tumblr magic is at work again. I don’t mean to imply the writers’ behavior in regards to JohnLock was good, except maybe with being clear (in vain, it turns out) that it was not happening. I only know of the whole mess from hearsay and a really long video which I didn’t fully watch, and according to those sources the show actually mocks the fans for trying to read some deeper meaning into it, for essentially trying to fix the writers’ mistakes. So I don’t expect much from the creative team, but treating gay references as a joke is a whole new low.

I am sympathetic to the ship itself as I said, it’s just the lengths some fans went to esp. in regards to mocking and being rude to other fans that I disagree with. The rational thing to do would have been to recognize the show, especially in later seasons, for the turd it was and drop it, or at least accept the pairing was not coming to pass and write copious amounts of fanfic. There was never any call for whipping up false hope and snapping at other fans.

I was in BBC Sherlock from the start. TJLC scuttled the fandom. A few BNFs literally had their minions stalk, harrass and in some cases, racially taunt people who had the nerve to not believe in the magic of TJLC. Reylo fandom is very much like it.

OH GOD WHY IS FANDOM SO HORRIBLE WHY

ReyL* fandom gives be brutal flashbacks to the whole TJL/C thing that swept j0hnl0ck fandom. Even they made every single promo, interview, word, stray strand in a frame as clue or foreshadowing ship being canon. As a fellow johnl0cker I was embarassed and frightened to even say anything against that ship becoming canon, not without being called names or being mocked by the believers, it was just horrid. When it didn’t happen their blacklash was ugly, saying they’d better ideas than show writers!

@bbcumbercutey replied:

lj-writes:

Noah Fence but the way I hear the show went (I dropped it at the pilot) having better ideas than the writers seems like a low bar. That’s what fanfiction is for, though, right? I get wanting a ship to be canon–and I’m a lot more sympathetic to the ship you mention than to reelo–but blowing every little “clue” out of proportion and, worse, mocking people for disagreeing, that’s just being a conspiracy-theory hawking asshole.

I’m also reminded of the worst behaviors of zootarians from the ATLA fandom. This was another great ship that had a dedicated group of asshole shippers who insisted it HAD to be canon, that it was ALREADY canon, and, after the show ended, that it was ACTUALLY canon and they were ROBBED. To this day, almost a decade after the show ended and after we’ve had sequels featuring the actual main ship’s children and grandchildren, this contingent spreads conspiracy theories about a secret fourth season, the head writer being strongarmed by the producers and so forth.

It gives me all sorts of schadenfreude that there’s a significant overlap between disappointed Zitarians and reynos. So much for their infallible powers of analysis.

It poped in my tumblr app, so I hope you don’t mind If I add. With BBC Sherlock both writers admitted that they put those gay references

as jokes

cause they thought it was funny. So it’s fair to discuss the

queerbaiting. Also the general writing just went completely down the loo with last season, ratings dropped, many critics trashed it and the writers began to blame press, fans and even went into denial that ratings dropped. So it’s a bit different story.

It’s fine, I tried to disguise the spellings but I see the dark Tumblr magic is at work again. I don’t mean to imply the writers’ behavior in regards to JohnLock was good, except maybe with being clear (in vain, it turns out) that it was not happening. I only know of the whole mess from hearsay and a really long video which I didn’t fully watch, and according to those sources the show actually mocks the fans for trying to read some deeper meaning into it, for essentially trying to fix the writers’ mistakes. So I don’t expect much from the creative team, but treating gay references as a joke is a whole new low.

I am sympathetic to the ship itself as I said, it’s just the lengths some fans went to esp. in regards to mocking and being rude to other fans that I disagree with. The rational thing to do would have been to recognize the show, especially in later seasons, for the turd it was and drop it, or at least accept the pairing was not coming to pass and write copious amounts of fanfic. There was never any call for whipping up false hope and snapping at other fans.

ReyL* fandom gives be brutal flashbacks to the whole TJL/C thing that swept j0hnl0ck fandom. Even they made every single promo, interview, word, stray strand in a frame as clue or foreshadowing ship being canon. As a fellow johnl0cker I was embarassed and frightened to even say anything against that ship becoming canon, not without being called names or being mocked by the believers, it was just horrid. When it didn’t happen their blacklash was ugly, saying they’d better ideas than show writers!

rose-griffes:

lj-writes:

Noah Fence but the way I hear the show went (I dropped it at the pilot) having better ideas than the writers seems like a low bar. That’s what fanfiction is for, though, right? I get wanting a ship to be canon–and I’m a lot more sympathetic to the ship you mention than to reelo–but blowing every little “clue” out of proportion and, worse, mocking people for disagreeing, that’s just being a conspiracy-theory hawking asshole.

I’m also reminded of the worst behaviors of zootarians from the ATLA fandom. This was another great ship that had a dedicated group of asshole shippers who insisted it HAD to be canon, that it was ALREADY canon, and, after the show ended, that it was ACTUALLY canon and they were ROBBED. To this day, almost a decade after the show ended and after we’ve had sequels featuring the actual main ship’s children and grandchildren, this contingent spreads conspiracy theories about a secret fourth season, the head writer being strongarmed by the producers and so forth.

It gives me all sorts of schadenfreude that there’s a significant overlap between disappointed Zitarians and reynos. So much for their infallible powers of analysis.

This leaves me thinking about four related questions:

1. What’s the message in the text of the medium? A lot of BBCLock fans said that the show queerbaited its fans. I don’t know if it did, because like you, I said, “Hahaha, NO” with the very first episode. (That brings up another question: who gets to decide if something is queerbaiting? Answer: probably not me.) 

I have no idea how anyone got zutara-will-be-canon material out of the show A:TLA. 

The medium so far with reylo and Star Wars is TFA–and potentially the related novels as well. I don’t see hints of reylo within TFA, or even subtext. But what do I know; I’m not an English major. /s 

2. What responsibility does a content creator have in their comments outside of the medium? Here’s where I think that Gatiss and Moffat did what they could (from what I know, which isn’t all that much), given the greater responsibility in handling (or in this case, not handling) a queer storyline: they tried to make it clear that they weren’t going to make a romantic couple out of Holmes and Watson. They made multiple blunt statements for years that they had no intention of telling that story in their show. 

With reylo (het ship with two able-bodied white characters), there’s not really a ‘take great care’ caution sign blinking overhead, imo. And honestly, no matter what they do, at this point anything anyone says will be twisted into ship fodder by the “my ship will be canon” crowd.

3. How much should an audience believe in comments from those content creators? J.J. Abrams is notorious for deliberately misstating things. Gatiss and Moffat were telling the truth about johnlock, but people buried deep in TLJC couldn’t see it. 

No content creators for Star Wars have said anything as definitive as “this is / isn’t the story we’re telling about X pairing”, other than maybe Kathleen Kennedy closing a door on finnpoe, if I’m remembering that moment correctly. 

4. What message is the marketing sending? Zutara fans have a few things that they point to as proof of their ship and the great deception that they, er, ‘suffered’… I don’t know about BBCLock. Star Wars marketing is skewing toward the white characters in a big way, but I wouldn’t say it’s deliberate shipbait, but rather the traditional marketing default toward whiteness. 


1, 3, and 4 are all through the lens of audience interpretation, of course, so even the most carefully written and created film with a well-planned marketing campaign can end up with some fans misreading various elements. 

Most A:TLA viewers were fine with the obviously foreshadowed pairing of Aang and Katara as endgame. Zutara-was-supposed-to-be-canon fans are just a really noisy minority. Preferences of fans online are not often indicative of the general audience’s preferences, though. For example, white m/m ships dominate AO3, whether the source materials include those pairings or not. Usually not, in fact. 

The thing that gets me with canon Reylo, especially in regards to 1 and 4, is its contradictions. One moment they’re like “Reylo is so obvious in the text and the marketing! The GA will eat it up!!” and the next it’s “NO ONE can get these exceedingly subtle symbols and allusions except for us English majors!” It seems to me it has to be one of these two: Either their ship must arise out of an understandable story accessible to the general audience, or it’s an esoteric exercise in subtext meant only for English majors. Given that it’s Star Wars I’m going with the former, personally.

And nothing in a plain reading of the actual story, one that doesn’t depend on microexpressions and very long-shot literary comparisons that don’t actually work, suggests that there’s a romance there. Some kind of deep and meaningful connection, yes, such as Star Wars protagonists have always shared with the main antagonists, but why assume it automatically means a romance? Because it’s a relationship between a white able-bodied man and woman?

Regarding 1, for all that shippers like to point to works like Twilight or 50 Shades as evidence of how popular something like Reylo could be, they seem to be missing or ignoring the fact that there was nothing surprising in the love story for either of these works, at least in terms of who ended up with who. The endgames were blatantly obvious from the moment the principal characters were introduced.

ReyL* fandom gives be brutal flashbacks to the whole TJL/C thing that swept j0hnl0ck fandom. Even they made every single promo, interview, word, stray strand in a frame as clue or foreshadowing ship being canon. As a fellow johnl0cker I was embarassed and frightened to even say anything against that ship becoming canon, not without being called names or being mocked by the believers, it was just horrid. When it didn’t happen their blacklash was ugly, saying they’d better ideas than show writers!

Noah Fence but the way I hear the show went (I dropped it at the pilot) having better ideas than the writers seems like a low bar. That’s what fanfiction is for, though, right? I get wanting a ship to be canon–and I’m a lot more sympathetic to the ship you mention than to reelo–but blowing every little “clue” out of proportion and, worse, mocking people for disagreeing, that’s just being a conspiracy-theory hawking asshole.

I’m also reminded of the worst behaviors of zootarians from the ATLA fandom. This was another great ship that had a dedicated group of asshole shippers who insisted it HAD to be canon, that it was ALREADY canon, and, after the show ended, that it was ACTUALLY canon and they were ROBBED. To this day, almost a decade after the show ended and after we’ve had sequels featuring the actual main ship’s children and grandchildren, this contingent spreads conspiracy theories about a secret fourth season, the head writer being strongarmed by the producers and so forth.

It gives me all sorts of schadenfreude that there’s a significant overlap between disappointed Zitarians and reynos. So much for their infallible powers of analysis.