Reminder that r/starwarsspeculation is a joke.
Tag: fandom bs
A number of older female fans are obnoxious, immature bullies who deserve to be called the hell out for their bad behavior, and don’t have the excuse of being too young to know better.
AND ALSO
Deriding them for their age and gender with “go back to the kitchen” types of comments is sexist and makes you an ass. Cut that shit out.
If Rey Solo ends up being true, how long do you think it will be until we see Solo-c3st discourse?
CAN IT BE NEVER NEVER IS FINE, THANKS
If it isn’t never I am going to delete the fandom
Supernatural fandom, you are CANCELED!
how to spot a reyno
– Uses “Ants” or “Anne”
– Rey or kylo +ships reyno url
– Has r*ylo in the url, obviously
– Calls abuse victims abusers just because they don’t like the ship
– Hijacks anti posts, even when tagged properly
– “don’t like don’t look” [Proceeds to use every tag under the sun]
– “Use xkit/washboard/ some fucking app that doesn’t work”
– uwu sweet baby kylo uwu
– “Fiction can’t be abusive because of these sources that aren’t reliable or doesn’t make sense”
– Erases Poe from the main trio
– “He was supposed to die in the movie so-”[Reduces his character value]
– “I HAVE AN ENGLISH DEGREE-”
– anti reysky
– Would probably continue shipping r*ylo even if they’re confirmed cousins
– [A picture of Rey standing by herself] “LOOK SHE MOVED ONE INCH TO THE LEFT, KYLO-”
– Reach masters
– Dislike anyone who has finn in their url/talks about how much they love finn
Fin/npoes who are anti Finnrey are as bad as canon Re/ylos and that’s a fact.
I have a ton of “Reylo and Black Gifs” screencaps, but this one merits a post of it’s own.
i’m not here for reylos using this gif for their shitty text posts because sofia was upset about her husband hitting her and these clueless fuckheads are shipping an abusive ship. when will they learn and stop??
So R/eylos determine which celebrity is a R/eylo depending on whether they show interest in the dynamic between Rey and Kylo? *looks at herself who is in fact interested in that but in the sense of them being RELATED and enemies* NOPE, I am not a R/eylo!
You’re a PLATONIC reylo! Because reylo evidently encompasses platonic relationships now, according to shippers. This means, of course, as a Rey Solo theorist I am also a reylo (platonic). 😄
I’m really uncomfortable with this idea that Rey being as strong in the Force as Killoren supports Reheelo rather than Rey Skywalker/Solo. I mean, does that strike anyone else as uncomfortably eugenic? Of course, the idea of a kind of divine lineage (which just happens to be white/white-passing) deciding the fate of the universe already lends itself to illiberal interpretations. See David Brin’s “Star Wars” despots vs. “Star Trek” populists on this point.
However, the idea that Rey is Force-destined to marry Kul-de-sac, a man she hates, so they can have a new generation of super-strong Skywalker babies takes this already problematic premise to new and disturbing lows. Rey’s own feelings of disgust and pain from her interactions with Kal are brushed aside or outright romanticized in this process, making the way this pairing is shipped frequently misogynistic as well. And let’s not even get into the blatant misapplication of the concept of a Force bond making them love each other against their will. The Force is not a date rape drug, damn it.
If Rey is a Skywalker or Solo, on the other hand, it makes sense within the existing canon that she would be as strong in the Force as her cousin or brother. It also preserves the recurring theme of choice, that one’s moral choices matter more than blood, making this canon palatable. As others have pointed out, Rey and Krill being the opposite ends of Anakin Skywalker’s legacy both underlines that theme and neatly ties off the three trilogies. To me they’re the only parentage theories that make thematic sense and make for a satisfying conclusion.
The entire idea that someone very strong with the Force absolutely HAS to procreate with someone else very strong with the Force to make super babies is incredibly creepy. And the idea that THIS is what the plot of the ST should focus on …? It already feels wrong to me to value Force sensitive characters more in terms of the storyline importance but if you then add some nonsense about creating “pure” super Force babies to it that are hinted at just because two characters are very strong with the Force … no thanks. Also the idea that only someone very strong with the Force could only ever understand/ love someone who is also very strong with the Force in a satisifying way … these people should just outright say that they think Force sensitives are superior human beings that should only procreate among themselves and we are right in some racist ideology bullshit …
Every single time a reylo opens their mouth about their Aryan – sorry Force – super babies all I can hear is the shitty, Antisemtic, white supremacist conspiracy bullshit spouted by David Icke and Erich von Däniken. And when you sound like these two guys, then its long past time to reconsider your life choices.
For those who don’t know who these two guys are, spare yourself and don’t look them up. Believe me, ignorance really is bliss in this case. Just like Reylo they could have been hilarious if no for the facts that the underlying mindset is so incredibly dangerous and that they’er so widely popular in certain circles.
Just saw a rylor say in defense of Kyle, “people aren’t allowed to make mistakes?” and I felt my soul leave my body
Yeah no, I don’t give a shit what your dna is, if you think yin and yang correspond to the Dark and Light sides of the Force you don’t understand shit about yin and yang.
And lol @ that shipper arguing yin and yang is no longer relevant outside china…. the yin yang symbol…. is on the Korean national flag….