Image transcript: A translated tweet by user hanSolo_spoilers_off (@qwerrewq727) reading, “I’m so sorry I lost your lightsaber Rey… please make do with this in the meantime (many tears)”
Under the text is a picture of a Rey figurine holding an elaborate Chinese-style glaive
oh today in a cursed dollar store that i’m 80% sure is a portal to the underworld i found a talking yoda plush in old, battered packaging featuring darth maul in the phantom menace. no idea how long that thing has been there or how long it will continue to be there but it was somehow both alarming and comforting
i should add that my mum spent 5 minutes poking, squeezing and almost punching this thing to make it talk but it would not, stubbornly and ominously remaining silent
THROW IT AWAY IT’S CURSED
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