I’m not sure what crack some of those kink alpha/omega nuts are smoking, but hey, that racist juice gotta em tripping.
Gaston is meant to be a dumb, funny, sexist parody of Disney princes for kids. It’s a kids movie! I mean, yeah it’s a Walt Disney kids movies so it’s still dark as fuck, but he was meant to be funny. Not some…whatever the fuck some people turned him into.
I mean if you guys are looking for a complete monster who was borderline a rapist and racist, and probably the worst piece of garbage ever to grace the Disney screen, just look at Frollo from the hunchback of Notre Dame… seriously besides having the coolest and most epic villain song ever, dude is freaking Satan.
Seriously, if you can find a worst Disney villain than this, damn. He is like OG evil.
Gaston is more like a sexist dumbass who was trying to keep furries out of his town, which is kind of understandable.
But then again he was played by Wolverine… maybe he was an undercover furry.
And on Broadway he’s just a dork.
But seriously if people are legitimately comparing Gaston to Poe or especially Finn! Then you motherfuckers are crazy.
But here’s a Finnrey AU: Anastasia
And for the Reylows:
Don’t act surprised…we all knew it’d come to this
I will say though that the Kylo Ren Gaston parody songs are the funniest things I’ve ever heard
Thanks to @naemerydae who inspired this sithpost
Y’all Frolo is fucking terrifying. I love the hunchback of Notre Dame so much, I watch it all the time. This dude literally told Esmeralda to surrender herself as a sex slave to him or burn. My girl said “guess I’ll die”.
We stan Esmeralda
Rey pretty much made the same choice. Ren offered to be her teacher, and she knew if she surrendered he would take her off-planet, saving her life. Knowing this she still beat his ass just so she could literally lie down to die with Finn.
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