ok but that alphabatical order one – what that kid did was way harder than the original task and demonstrated the same skills so i hope they got a goddamn A+
First tweet in thread by Don’t speak (@twitbyEva):
The funniest baggage complaint I ever heard of happened in Latin America, where the airline took out consigned luggage, a dog, at a stopover only to discover the animal was dead. Fearing a complaint, the airline somehow got a dog that looked just like the dead one and put it on the continuing flight.
Second tweet in thread:
The passenger, on picking the dog up at the arrival airport, was adamant that this was not their dog. The employee at the airport, knowing nothing of what had happened, said that was impossible. The passenger informed the employee that they had brought their dead dog home to hold a funeral. So how did it come back to life?
T’Challa: Thank you, M’Baku, Mother, Shuri, and Nakia, a thousand moons of graciousness. Agent Ross, you were here as well.
Shuri: Yeah, you were here.
Everett: I was here!
rey: so what happened with you guys?
finn: rey you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Aliens. Gambling. Horses-PHASMA?!? Fighting. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a cave. Coming here. Crashing on this Falcon for a week ’cause *sings* technically we’re homeless
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