Finnpoe: Am I the first ship here? Well this is gonna be lonel-
Finnrey: Hi!
Finnpoe: Oh hey there, buddy! You seem like a nice ship, let’s be friends and not care which one of us is endgame?
Finnrey: That sounds great!
Finnpoe: Cool!
Finnpoe/Finnrey: 🙂
Finnrose: You know nothing about me, but I seem really nice and I’m probably gonna be awesome
Finnpoe/Finnrey: Sure! Come join us!
Finnpoe/Finnrey/Finnrose: Looks like we’re gonna be the Trio of-
Reyrose: 😉
Finnpoe/Finnrey/Finnrose: *takes Reyrose into the fold*
Finnpoe/Finnrey/Finnrose/Reyrose: The Quartet of Good and Wholesome Star Wars ships!! Yay us!
Reylo: can I join?
Finnrose: oh sorry guys, I think I forgot to shut the door when I came in *slams door* OK that’s more like it. Now where we?
at this point I’m starting to suspect that Rose Tico is a mass hallucination that we as a fandom collectively cooked up due to the drought of women of colour in Star Wars
me: I love it when stories explore the moral complexity of the Good Guys! Nothing is ever flawless in real life!
fandom: the Rebel Alliance are the real villains!! Maybe Palpatine, a known Sith and dictator who was Evil, had the right idea!!!! *tattoos imperial insignia onto face*Â
me: the Rebel Alliance has done nothing wrong, ever, they’re the Goodest Good Guys to ever Good!!!