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O…kay. So I’m a gay guy that reads a/b/o fics and as I’m not really a fan of het (sorry), I always thought that the abo thing was a staple for mlm or wlw (it’s a kink ok). Seing it on that rlo fic is just.. ugh. Can their grimey little hands just pls stay away from every au

That is my understanding too. I mean I have seen m/f fucking as a small part of an Alpha-Omega gangbang scene, but it was a female Alpha banging a male Omega with her dick. Having a male Alpha and female Omega doesn’t sound fun at
all, it’s just an exaggeration of real-world dynamics. I get that people
can get off on that, but could they stay away from queer kinks ffs.
They can write 50 Shades or their horrible distortion of The Handmaid’s Tale or any of a million
other rapey str8 kinks.

(If you want more details about the story I mentioned above, which was also a SW fic, follow me below the cut and abandon all hope.)

The Omega was Obi-Wan and the female Alpha was… idk, Shaak Ti? Depa Billaba? She was a minor character and it was primarily an Obi/Windu story as I recall. The premise was that the Jedi Council are all Alphas and they have to breed the Omega in heat. Obi isn’t trans though, it was old school and he gets pregnant through the ass.

archiveofourown*org/works/15283413/chapters/35454660 the reylos have lost it

thelastjedicritical:

lj-writes:

Putting a screengrab below the cut because this is… really something.

Weiterlesen

Is knotting what I fear it could be?

But then my brain stopped working when I read Finn is Gaston… yeah, right. But you’re all not racists who reinterpret the story for your shit ship, right?

As far as I can tell the whole A/B/O genre is just terrible canine sex ed, based on long-debunked theories about the social behavior of wolves.

Also who the fuck is this guy:

Later on we have Rey holding her breath to avoid smelling him. Nice.

Driver on Ren

I didn’t find anything like what that anon is saying about Driver knowing how Kylo’s story ends up but I did find this interview where he legit says he does NOT see Kylo as evil and tbh, that troubles me a little. He killed his father. He killed innocent women and children, including young padawans. It would be like Ian McDiarmid saying he didn’t see Palpatine as evil. For Driver to seriously say that in an interview does make me uneasy about where Lucasfilm, which is filled with racists who were deepthroating Kylo Ren in the last movie, are going to take this character. Link:

https://www.ndtv.com/entertainment/star-wars-actor-adam-driver-on-filming-with-mark-hamill-and-kylo-rens-crisis-of-faith-1786675

L.J.: This link doesn’t work for me, but he has been quoted as saying something similar (link on Fox News site). OTOH he’s also stated this makes Kylo Ren even more dangerous and unpredictable. Driver is also the kind of “edgy” method actor who stays in character on set and turned down a chance to hang out with Mark Hamill in advance of TLJ (link), so I’m also fairly confident he was talking about getting into his character’s head.

Your tags are kind of assy. Finn was treated like a joke in tlj, Kylo was called a hero and a half a protagonist, Rey was showing off her tits to him and batting her eyelashes, Rian Johnson took a big dump on John and Finn fans, and you’re asking if it’s some kind of psy op? Is it really easier to believe that than to believe black fans who thought we were getting a black Jedi and a love story with a black man are mad af that neither of those things seem like they’re going to happen?

I seem to get an ask at least once a day from purported antis saying reylow is inevitable/canon, much like I got asks from people who profess not to like the idea of doomerey saying it’s canon. And then I have people who get legit anxiety from these asks, especially the reylow ones, to the extent I made a new tag for these folks to filter. (It’s ‘#reylo mention’ btw)

Like I said, be mad all you like. I completely sympathize. But being mad is one thing and positing completely unlikely scenarios, like an actor in an ongoing SW movie series knowing his character’s endgame in advance, is another. The latter borders on conspiracy theory, and has no effect and provides no useful information other than discouraging people and making them fearful. That leads me to believe that either this is the intended effect or you don’t understand how you come across.

Edit: Also what is it with sexualizing Rey, you misogynistic fuck.

No offense, but why are people not knowing Poe is in his 30s? Oscar Isaac is nearly 40 himself. It feels like people’s wishful thinking so they can ship him with whoever and not feel weird.

awesomeswimmer21:

themandalorianwolf:

awesomeswimmer21:

themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

qualitymoonsuit:

lj-writes:

Oscar is the SAME FUCKING AGE AS ME. Dipshit trolls send a bunch of anons at a complete nobody like me for daring to exist online at my age, but they can’t keep a world-famous actor’s age straight?

Poe was two years old during the events of ROTJ. TFA was set 30 years later, making him 32. I mean the Visual Dictionary literally says he’s 32, while Rey is 19. Finn and Kylo have never, to my knowledge been given official ages. But most people say Kylo is 29-30, and my personal estimate for Finn’s age is 21-25.

The TFA script gives Finn’s age as 23, so he falls exactly in the middle of your estimate. I thought Kylo’s age was canonically 29 as of TFA, idk the source though.

Kylo is 29-30 as of TFA.

You never heard the headcanon that Kylo was targeted and tortured bySnoke even when he was in Han Solo’s left nut?

Ah yes, the tale of the corrupted sperm

Smoke controlled every stroke of Solo’s! Essentially, Snoke is Kylo’s father!

My god you’re right…

This is the REAL parentage story of the ST and we’ve all been sleeping on it this whole time!

I hate you both

concentrated-sunshine:

skywalkerstyle:

concentrated-sunshine:

sighinastorm:

heathcliffitsmecathy:

“Kylo is bad because he had to share his parents with the resistance.”

“Kylo is bad because he was brainwashed and forced to join an evil organization.”

“Kylo is bad because he was neglected and had a bad childhood.”

glowy brain: “Kylo isn’t bad”

quasar group brain: switching meme formats in the middle

Which meme image is: Kylo is bad because a creepy old dude had been psychicly grooming him since he was a kid and every adult in his life either abandoned him or actively turned on him for it?

his dad tried to get him to come home and he stabbed him you fucking moron asfgssggfdubvfy

Calm down son, its a joke not a dick, no need to jump on it so hard.

Nice of you to admit that blaming other character for Kylo’s shitty choices is a joke

Discussions of sex and sexual activity below

Okay but remember that awful reylow meta about how the mini-Death Star cannon splitting open the cave door on Crait was about Kyle and Rey having sex and breaking her symbolic “hymen?” (FYI the hymen is fake, a fact even the meta author had the decency to acknowledge.) Remember also, even leaving aside the disturbingly violent sexual imagery, how it doesn’t work at all because Rey never even set foot in the cave? What is Finn in this scenario, a safe-sex activist and rape prevention warrior? As if he weren’t already awesome enough…😍

However, and I’ve been thinking about this for WAY TOO LONG and I have to share, if the cave symbolizes any kind of sex it has to be about Rey pegging Finn??

I mean the Resistance run to the “back door” of the cave, as does Rey, and what do they find?

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Tons and tons of rock blocking the entrance, making it, shall we say, impenetrable.

And then what does Rey do in her climactic display of Jedi powers?

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She gets the rocks out of the back door, freeing it up.

Then, of course, she and Finn come together in a joyous reunion hug.

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In short, the cave escape scene was about Rey lovingly giving Finn an enema and then pegging that ass all night long thank you for coming to my TED talk