Tag: nsfw

fallpoutboy:

lj-writes:

fallenvictory:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

Why do anti Thorkyries act and sound exactly like anti Finnreys? Can’t quite put my finger on it… it’ll come to me…🤔

#anyways thor ate valkyrie out and thats canon!#sucked her tittties and all

I love your tags and also #truth

If light saber duels=intercourse, I think we can agree that Obi Wan and Anakin’s duel on Mustafar was the hottest as it literally concluded with the latter being set on fire.

hanukkahfinn:

Stop it or you’re going to make me write up a Freudian analysis of the Mustafar battle complete with color analysis and attention to the ejaculating lava burst. 

I really think that’s something we’re all better off without.

Or Anakin’s O face while he screams at Obi-Wan.

kyberfox:

According to reylo logic, Star Wars in the PT has:

  • Aborted intercourse between Qui-Gon and Maul.
  • Group sex between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Maul
  • Hate sex between Obi-Wan and Maul after Maul kills Qui-Gon
  • Group sex between Obi-Wan, Anakin and Dooku. (Anakin is only 19 and Dooku is like 70 so, ew!)
  • Hot Yoda/Dooku with some seriously rough foreplay
  • Group sex between Anakin, Obi-Wan and Grievous (damn George is kinky)
  • Obi-Wan/Grievious hot times
  • Group sex between several Jedi master, Mace Windu among them, and Sidious (Mace? Really? I thought he was the conservative one)
  • Hate sex between Obi-Wan and Anakin, now Vader
  • Yoda/Sidious hot times

And that’s just the PT. I’m not including the OT in this because that’s just downright disturbing and George is even more problematic than I was ever aware.

I must thank Reylos for bringing to light this knowledge that lightsaber duel = intercourse and how kinky (and problematic) Star Wars really is.

I have a racist sexist creep for an older brother (FML) and he said at breakfast today, “I change my mind, the last jedi isn’t actually a feminazi movie. It’s got a secret message. What happens when you let women be in charge and let blacks and mexicans do what they want? They lose and they lose and they lose. And the white girl goes to beg the white men to come back and save them. And the white man whom they call the bad guy isn’t even bad, he’s the true victim of today’s society. Smart.” FML.

thelastjedicritical:

lj-writes:

thelastjedicritical:

lj-writes:

Oh, he seems to have Johnson’s authorial intent down pat. “Racist, sexist creep” is an exact description of RJ anyway.

Well, it’s actually absolutely easy to interpret TLJ this way, which is why it is utter trash. And IMO it is very possible this is in fact the message RJ wanted to send.

Yeah, I don’t give a shit if he had good intentions, intentions do not sanitize impact and he deserves to be pilloried for what his work is, not excused for whatever he says he wanted it to be. I mean I’m guessing he intended TLJ to be a good movie, for starters.

This! If you deliver a movie that can be interpreted like this so easily it truly doesn’t matter what your intention actually was … you’ve fucked up and you should be confronted with it! Same with his ridiculous plot decisions and characterisations .. it doesn’t matter what he wanted to say, it doesn’t work! It’s bad! So I don’t want anymore interviews justifying things…

As someone told Rainy: good writers don’t need to justify themselves on Twitter. Forget “good,” any creator with the minimal fucking level of shame doesn’t go around saying “To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand my work…” Creators speak through their work. If it didn’t work for some part of the audience then it didn’t work for them, and the creator failed or there was a style clash. You accept it and move on, you don’t go full-on fragile manchild and try to argue fans out of their reactions. This guy is so pathetic and whiny, no matter he wanks it full-time to Kylo Ren.