Rose and Hux have a chance in canon though?? Didn’t you see their deleted vore scene?

themandalorianwolf:

Haha 😂 I did!

it’s even better in the novel . On the book Hux likes the “Fierceness in her eyes” or something. I thought it was the funniest crack ship ever.

Seriously at one point I think Ruin chose to make everything just as badly written as he could because he knew his target audience wouldn’t care what content they read.

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y’all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

sunshineoptimismandangels:

gaylor-moon:

This is the FUCK TRUMP fairy god mother, ,,good luck and tidings will come to you but only if you comment FUCK TRUMP

Okay but you’re missing this best part!
This is the Texas woman,

Karen Fonseca, who was threatened by the local Sheriff, Troy Nehls, that she could be arrested for this bumper sticker. She responded with a bumper sticker that read, “Fuck  Sheriff

Troy Nehls

and Fuck you for voting for him”. Meanwhile, the “Fuck Trump” sticker sales in the county where she lives have sky rocketed. 
Please just read the whole story. 
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