Tag: parody

there was a kylo ren reference in star wars resistance tonight, apparently slaughtering villages is a hobby for him. the episode’s premise revolves around 2 kids running away from the FO after kylo killed their entire village, including their parents. FO wants to kill the kids, too.

Oh but poor babby Ben felt TERRIBLE about having to kill them, in fact how dare the villagers make him feel so bad these kids deserved to die for that and also children are terrorist enemy combatants too and should have been killed poor Ben did nothing wrong uwu

Also what are these kids whining about anyway? At least they didn’t have a powerful Dark Side user stalking them from their father’s left nut and their dead parents actually cared about them something something kitchen droid Bendemption 2k19!!!✌️👍💖

Palpatine: [dials up Commander Cody]

Palpatine: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

Palpatine: [dials up Commander Bacara]

Palpatine: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

Palpatine: [dials up Commander Bly]

Palpatine: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

Palpatine: [dials up Captain Jag]

Palpatine: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

Palpatine: [dials up Commander Neyo]

Palpatine: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

[several holo-calls later]

Palpatine: [dials up Commander Gree]

Palpatine: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

Commander Kevin: Sir, wouldn’t it be more prudent to send a group text and contact the troopers all at once?

Palpatine:

Palpatine:

Palpatine:

Palpatine: Execute Order 67.

Kevin: [pointing gun at own head] Yes, my lord.

thelastjedicritical:

themandalorianwolf:

thelastjedicritical:

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Oh gee, I guess this means Rey/C-3PO is canon. >_<

You don’t wanna know what his red arm symbolized… of course it is!

Rey will have his baby calculators 

Just imagine baby calculators though, isn’t that sweet? And they’ll be Force sensitive!

I could warm to the idea…

Bryan Young, writer of StarWars site, tweeted “TLJ is a gorgeous masterpiece” “I think Hux played for laughs is the right thing in this day and age, the same way Chaplin emasculated Hitler in the Great Dictator.” he is really trying to compare….. the Great Dictator to Rian’s script?

thelastjedicritical:

lj-writes:

I know Charlie Chaplin. You, Rian Johnson, are not Charlie Chaplin.

So now we can randomly put what people consider are N*zi parodies in movies that we otherwise consider serious, let this character still have a serious position and let him slap a black man who’s in his knees bc then suddenly he’s not a parody anymore, huh? This is what RJ and also TLJ stans don’t get: this isn’t a parody, this movie is meant to take itself and its universe seriously to a certain degree. If you do half serious and half weird meta commentary on society you end up with this garbage. But then I’d also like to know how playing most things related to Finn for laughs fits into this? Should we at this day and age ridicule black men?

No offense, but why are people not knowing Poe is in his 30s? Oscar Isaac is nearly 40 himself. It feels like people’s wishful thinking so they can ship him with whoever and not feel weird.

awesomeswimmer21:

themandalorianwolf:

awesomeswimmer21:

themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

qualitymoonsuit:

lj-writes:

Oscar is the SAME FUCKING AGE AS ME. Dipshit trolls send a bunch of anons at a complete nobody like me for daring to exist online at my age, but they can’t keep a world-famous actor’s age straight?

Poe was two years old during the events of ROTJ. TFA was set 30 years later, making him 32. I mean the Visual Dictionary literally says he’s 32, while Rey is 19. Finn and Kylo have never, to my knowledge been given official ages. But most people say Kylo is 29-30, and my personal estimate for Finn’s age is 21-25.

The TFA script gives Finn’s age as 23, so he falls exactly in the middle of your estimate. I thought Kylo’s age was canonically 29 as of TFA, idk the source though.

Kylo is 29-30 as of TFA.

You never heard the headcanon that Kylo was targeted and tortured bySnoke even when he was in Han Solo’s left nut?

Ah yes, the tale of the corrupted sperm

Smoke controlled every stroke of Solo’s! Essentially, Snoke is Kylo’s father!

My god you’re right…

This is the REAL parentage story of the ST and we’ve all been sleeping on it this whole time!

I hate you both