According to reylo logic, Star Wars in the PT has:
Aborted intercourse between Qui-Gon and Maul.
Group sex between Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan and Maul
Hate sex between Obi-Wan and Maul after Maul kills Qui-Gon
Group sex between Obi-Wan, Anakin and Dooku. (Anakin is only 19 and Dooku is like 70 so, ew!)
Hot Yoda/Dooku with some seriously rough foreplay
Group sex between Anakin, Obi-Wan and Grievous (damn George is kinky)
Obi-Wan/Grievious hot times
Group sex between several Jedi master, Mace Windu among them, and Sidious (Mace? Really? I thought he was the conservative one)
Hate sex between Obi-Wan and Anakin, now Vader
Yoda/Sidious hot times
And that’s just the PT. I’m not including the OT in this because that’s just downright disturbing and George is even more problematic than I was ever aware.
I must thank Reylos for bringing to light this knowledge that lightsaber duel = intercourse and how kinky (and problematic) Star Wars really is.
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