Finn realizing droid numbers remind him of stormtrooper numbers and giving them nicknames and BB-8 makes a happy beep every time Finn calls him Fixer but R2-D2 is grumbling because ‘Blue’ is a lazy stupid nickname and what’s wrong with Artoo, the name he’s answered to for longer than Finn’s been alive, pray tell? Besides, he wanted to be Fixer.

qualitymoonsuit:

vaderey:

lj-writes:

Awwww “Blue” is pretty, though! I’d have gone with Han and called BeeBee “Ball.”

this is the cutest headcanon!

What would Finn’s nickname for 3-PO be? I’m thinking Goldenrod, after Chewie tells Finn about how Han used to call 3-PO that.

themandalorianwolf:

futureconcerns:

themandalorianwolf:

I’m not sure what crack some of those kink alpha/omega nuts are smoking, but hey, that racist juice gotta em tripping.

Gaston is meant to be a dumb, funny, sexist parody of Disney princes for kids. It’s a kids movie! I mean, yeah it’s a Walt Disney kids movies so it’s still dark as fuck, but he was meant to be funny. Not some…whatever the fuck some people turned him into.

I mean if you guys are looking for a complete monster who was borderline a rapist and racist, and probably the worst piece of garbage ever to grace the Disney screen, just look at Frollo from the hunchback of Notre Dame… seriously besides having the coolest and most epic villain song ever, dude is freaking Satan.

Seriously, if you can find a worst Disney villain than this, damn. He is like OG evil.

Gaston is more like a sexist dumbass who was trying to keep furries out of his town, which is kind of understandable.

But then again he was played by Wolverine… maybe he was an undercover furry.

And on Broadway he’s just a dork.

But seriously if people are legitimately comparing Gaston to Poe or especially Finn! Then you motherfuckers are crazy.

But here’s a Finnrey AU: Anastasia

And for the Reylows:

Don’t act surprised…we all knew it’d come to this

I will say though that the Kylo Ren Gaston parody songs are the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Thanks to @naemerydae who inspired this sithpost

Y’all Frolo is fucking terrifying. I love the hunchback of Notre Dame so much, I watch it all the time. This dude literally told Esmeralda to surrender herself as a sex slave to him or burn. My girl said “guess I’ll die”.

We stan Esmeralda

Rey pretty much made the same choice. Ren offered to be her teacher, and she knew if she surrendered he would take her off-planet, saving her life. Knowing this she still beat his ass just so she could literally lie down to die with Finn.

shropshiregirl79:

Finnrey + Circus Performers for @finnreyfridays

themandalorianwolf:

Star Wars AU: Men in Black

“You know the difference between me and you?” Agent F cockily says as he slides on his sun glasses.

Agent H, knowing exactly where the kid is going, sighs deeply, but still subtly grins.

“I make this look good.”

“Just get in the car, big deal.”

Since Finn is rocking a Han Solo style look in the leak pics for IX, I thought a Men in Black AU with Finn and Han was appropriate.

dasakuryo:

(insp: Sólo Le Pido a Dios by Mercedes Sosa ft. León Gieco)

I only ask of God
may I not be indifferent to suffering,

may the very dry death doesn’t find me

empty and alone, without having done enough.

micyclethearcangle:

there are expressions in mando’a, boba knows, for family, and for brother, and for family-is-more-than-blood. there are words for no-longer-father, for disgraced parents who were not what their children needed or deserved.

he is ten years old, squatting in the geonosian sand, and he does not think there is a word for alone, does not think there is one for orphaned, does not think there is one for fatherless, that could describe how he feels right now.

his fathers teachings echo in his head.

assess the situation. list your resources.

boba fett is ten years old, grit in his eyes from the battle around him, and this is what he has: his father’s helmet, clutched tightly to his chest. the knife in his boot and the pistol on his hip. ( should have used them should have put a hole in the jetii’s back what kind of a mando are you if you can’t even save your family ) he has – what does he have?

twenty-some credits in the pockets of his tunic. a holocommunicator. he has – he has …

his father’s corpse, headless, bloodless, in the sand.

boba presses the helmet to his forehead and stifles the sting in his eyes, blames it on the sharp smell of ozone and burning flesh or the desert wind. he catches his own reflection in the dull silver metal, and tries to steady his breathing, imagines his father’s voice coming from inside of him.

i have myself. i have the will to fight, and i have my father’s face. i have what he taught me.

and it works, on some level, as he sees the gunships, remembers that the faces underneath the white helmets taking off now are the same as his. remembers where his father left slave one, and the many times he’d allowed boba to help fly it.

boba has himself. nothing less, nothing more.

and that will have to be enough.

reylies think poe wearing those gloves makes him a gaston-esque villain… who’s going to tell them what mr k Ron has been wearing fairly consistently for the past 2 eps… hmm…

missfortune1977:

lj-writes:

I mean…

Gloves? Check.

Tunic? Check.

Wide belt? Check.

Boots? Check.

Long wavy hair? Check.

Self-entitled attitude and total disregard of a woman’s boundaries? Check.

Noooooo ooooooone’s

ANGRY as Ren

No one’s CRANKY as Ren

No one DISREGARDS A WOMAN’S BOUNDARIES like Ren

Imagine if Steven Spielberg had written and directed the sequel trilogy

themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

So much potential…

Still hoping he’ll get a movie! He had almost directed ROTJ, and I’m still sad he didn’t!

Do you mean there’s a timeline in which ROTJ is actually good argh

Pre-TFA Artoo: Admittedly kind of a jerk, but reliable as possible and still always looking out for his Threepio. TFA&TLJ Artoo: Google Maps and a Record Player. (Moth)

lj-writes:

You know how it is, the performance of older devices tend to degrade with each OS upgrade…

WHY AM I BELEAGUERED BY R2 APOLOGISTS

I was talking with a friend who recently (within the past 2 weeks) saw TLJ for the first time. One thing she said she really had an issue was (I’m quoting her) “Rey and Poe flirting at the end” because she thought Finn and Rey were endgame. I told her not to worry about it because JJ Abrams wasn’t likely to go there. But looking at the TLJ novelization, that part was a big nothing, so I’m wondering why Daisy and Oscar played it that way? Is there a script available so I can see the direction?

thelastjedicritical:

lj-writes:

thelastjedicritical:

themandalorianwolf:

x-wingwarriorbbpoe8:

themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

I’m still amazed at the ability of viewers, both for and against Doomerey, to blow a literal “hi” out of all proportion. Poe and Rey saying hi is more romantic than Rey crying on Finn’s chest or her giving him a message we don’t know. Sigh.

A script with directions is not available for TLJ so far as I know, only transcripts of the dialogue.

Brace of you to assume the last dumpster fire even had a cohesive script

You know what FUCK IT.

if people can make ships out goddam nothing than so am I,

Rey and Rose *Rosey* I ship them together.
~~*I know not ever outside the box ship name but am rolling with it*~~

Stormwookie! Make it happen, JJ! I saw that bridal carry! Chewie has been shipping Finnrey, just because he’s being a good mate for Rey and Finn!

I’m more into Poe/BB-8

Excuse me? You’d ship a man with his dog?!

Reybacca 4evar!!!!

I’m all into this dog stuff now!

And you ship a Wookiee with one of his dogs!!!

Hello, Humane Society? I have a tip I’d like to call in…

Zomg it’s JUST FICTION, KARENINA!!!