An Incomplete List Of Thing That Actually Fucking Happened On Xena: Warrior Princess

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rainboflg:

crisisoninfintefandoms:

1: Gabrielle is placed under a sleeping curse which is broken when Xena kisses her (on the lips)

2: Xena’s ghost possesses someone’s body and makes out with Gabrielle (who totally knows it’s her and would never kiss the guy she’s possessing)

3: Xena and Gabrielle’s reincarnations find each other, remember their past life together, and then get married

4: Xena refers to Gabrielle as the father of her child

5: Xena and Gabrielle consistently referring to each other as their “soul mate” 

6: Xena stays sane and keeps from breaking during torture by imagining Gabrielle doing a sexy dance

7: This:   

“JESUS CHRIST, OF COURSE THEY WERE!”

– Actual thing Lucy Lawless said, when asked if Xena and Gabrielle were gay af and a couple on the show