themandalorianwolf:

cynical-werewolf:

notlostonanadventure:

bussy-pop:

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

The three gods of Chaos meet up to party once more before the end of the human world.

I’ve been watching too many marvel movies, because all I saw was T’challa, Thor, and Peter in Avengers 4

Fuck you the bear is clearly M’Baku

thehumon:

In Scandinavian mythology there’s only one person who can beat the god Thor in a wrestling match: the elderly woman Elle.

When Thor was asked to wrestle her he laughed, thinking it would be the easiest win of his life, but he had to admit defeat within minutes because Elle is no ordinary old lady. She is the personification of aging itself, and no one can beat age.

She is the symbol of aging and badass grandmas.

mydeddyalabama:

mydeddyalabama:

I don’t want super heroes to be real so there can be justice i just wanna fuck Thor

In fact that is my Villain origin story. Thor exists but he doesn’t notice me so when I hear he’s in town I start wildin out, I take down nearly every avenger with ease in my cute little outfit and when I get to Thor he’s a little worried but kinda feeling it and he asks me…”why all of this destruction? It doesn’t have to be this way” and you know what I tell this living god…this sexy specimen….this king??? “Then Fuck Me.”