Tag: wedding

themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

themandalorianwolf:

lj-writes:

vaderey:

me, reciting my wedding vows at the altar:

So I ran. Right into you. And you looked at me like no one ever had. I was ashamed of what I was. But I’m done with the First Order. I’m never going back. Rey, come with me.

my spouse, tearing up: Don’t go.

Then the best man abducts the bride, the groom gives chase and the bride and groom beat the hell out of the best man before the bride strikes the final blow, and she cries on the groom’s chest until their driver arrives with the limo

I seriously don’t know what kind of fucking wedding we are going to, but holy shit does this sound dope. I hope there isn’t some after party right after that subverts expectations and ruins the wedding in hindsight

The bride and groom are kept apart for the entire reception and have an emotional reunion at the end of the evening. Also the maid of honor tased and then kissed the groom for no good reason and their limo driver took the bride to a murder party hosted by the best man so everything is weird now

What kind of cocaine fueled the wedding is this?! What happens next?! I don’t want to wait till 2019 to find out

The groom grows his hair out, gets all emo, and busts out all his old Army buddies. Fired up by his sick non-regulation locs, they become a revolutionary army to overthrow the rising fascist regime. The bride kicks their former best man into the sun and their limo driver finally gets them to their honeymoon destination where they should have been four years ago.