The Last Strike of the Empire: Chapter II

Chapter II: Desertion

  The doors to the turbolift opened to the sound of the Emperor’s cackles. “Tied onto a string indeed,” he muttered to himself. Piett glared at Darth Vader as they crossed paths.

  “Do you know why I keep such a rabid cur in such a place of power?” asked the Emperor softly, the doors having barely closed behind Piett. “A cur’s weakness, properly manipulated, can be a powerful tool.”

  Darth knelt at the foot of the stairs where the Emperor day on his throne. “My master.”

  “Lord Vader.” Palpatine rose from his throne. “When I found you, I saw… power. Unlimited… power. And beyond that… something truly special.”

  Palpatine’s yellow eyes regarded Vader’s black mask. “The potential of your conception… a child of the Force. A dark lord of the Sith, a power rival to none, the strongest weapon in the galaxy.”

  The Emperor slowly shook his hooded head. “Now… I’m afraid I was mistaken… about a great many things.”

  “That is impossible,” said Darth. “I have dedicated everything to your service.”

  The Emperor sneered. “Take off that pitiful little mask.”

  There was a pause, then Darth reached up and unhooked the mask from his suit. With a click, it came free. Dark brown hair tumbled from it, framing a face with a long scar running across a striking blue eye. Darth’s lip trembled with a tranquil fury that threatened tears, but the tears did not come. They were hidden behind his furious, handsome eyes.

  “Yes…” Palpatine murmured softly. “The face of Anakin Starkiller. You have the heart of a Jedi… and the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

  “I destroyed Obi-Wan Kenobi!” protested Darth. “I waited eagerly for the moment when I could strike him down!”

  “And look at you now!” Palpatine snarled. “The deed threw your mind into confusion! You were defeated by a common smuggler and a boy who had never used the Force! The Death Star was destroyed, and Yoda lives! You… have… failed!”

  Darth lunged at his master, but sparks flew and knocked him back. Indigo lightning leapt from Palpatine’s fingers as the Emperor struck and struck again, sending electricity pulsing through Darth’s muscular body with every burst. Palpatine’s teeth were bared as his eyes blazed with fury. Darth screamed and moaned until Palpatine ceased, standing with his fingers hanging in the aftermath of the outburst. Smoke curled from Darth’s armor.

  “As long as the Jedi remain in the galaxy,” said Palpatine, “hope lives. Virtue lives. Freedom lives. Goodness… lives. I thought you would be the one to crush it once and for all.”

  The Emperor sat in his throne. “Unfortunately, you are no Sith.” He shook his head. “You’re only a child… in a mask.”

  In the turbolift, far from Palpatine’s prying eyes, Darth stared at his helmet. Fury boiled inside him.

  “It’s all Palpatine’s fault!” he shouted. He threw his helmet against the wall. “He’s holding me back!”

  Darth kicked his helmet viciously, denting it. His brown locks hung in front of his angry reddened eye as he breathed hard, chest heaving.

  The turbolift doors opened and Darth Vader stormed out, leaving his helmet on the floor. “Prepare my ship.”

  Luke stopped. Standing there in the fog was a short, green creature in robes with his back turned, gazing at the swamp.

  Luke’s eyes widened. It was Yoda.

  The Jedi Master Ben’s voice had told him about. The Jedi Master who had ushered in an era of peace in the Republic, before the Empire seized control.

  Trembling, Luke approached the Jedi.

  Yoda turned and looked up. He stared at Luke, his green brow furrowed with surprise.

  Luke pulled out his lightsaber and extended it to the Jedi.

  Yoda stared at it and took it in his tiny green hands.

  Yoda looked down at the saber, marvelling at it. His green eyes widened. He had not seen the weapon of a Jedi in almost nineteen years.

  Yoda chucked the saber into the bog and hobbled away.

  Luke stood aghast. He looked between Yoda and the bog, then walked over and picked up the lightsaber. He shooed away the scaly bat-birds that were investigating it.

  Luke dashed after Yoda, who was giggling to himself as he hopped along on his stick.

  Yoda was incredibly fast for a little old gremlin. He hopped in his boat and paddled across the swamp.

  Luke groaned. How could he follow him?

  Luke saw a vine hanging over the swamp. He closed his eyes and pulled it to him with the Force, using it to swing across the muddy pond.

  He dashed after Yoda, who was holding a spear over the water. Yoda speared a giant worm out of the swamp and pulled out the spear. He looked Luke dead in the eye and began slurping up the worm headfirst. The worm disappeared further and further into Yoda’s belly and still he slurped. It continued to emerge from the swamp as he slurped and slurped.

  Just when Luke was wondering just how long the worm was, Yoda bit it off and sardonically held the bloody, wriggling stump out to Luke. Luke made a face of disgust and Yoda dropped the half-eaten snake back into the swamp. The bat-birds cawed across the bog.

  Yoda galloped across the swamp, flipping and twirling in the air as he went. He squeezed under a root and disappeared into the tree.

  Luke ran up to the tree. He cried out as his boots splashed in soupy mud. He bent down over the entrance to the little hut. “Master Yoda!” he called.

  “Go away!” shouted the Jedi master in a shrill, raspy voice.

  “I won’t leave here,” Luke protested. “Ben sent me!”

  “Hm? Ben? Know him I do not,” Yoda huffed. Luke could not see him. He appeared to be hiding crouched behind one of the earthen columns of his abode, sulking.

  “Master Kenobi! Obi-Wan!” Luke yelled. “I’m Luke Skywalker! I’m here to be trained as a Jedi!”

  “No more Jedi will I train,” Yoda replied. “Home you must go.”

  “I’ve come all this way,” said Luke. “I’m from the Rebellion. Master Obi-Wan sent me. We need your help.”

  “No more Jedi will I train,” Yoda repeated. “Came here to die I did. Away you must go.”

  Luke turned and sat in the mud, brooding. He looked up. Artoo was completely drenched in mud, beeping.

  “What is that sound?” asked Yoda.

  Artoo beeped emphatically.

  “R2?” inquired the Jedi. His pointy-eared head poked out from the entrance of his hut. “R2-D2?”

  Artoo beeped.

  “Doing here, what are you?” asked Yoda.

  Artoo began to issue a stream of explanatory beeps.

  Yoda’s ears drew back with alarm. “Wait,” he croaked. “Where is Obi-Wan?”

  Han walked into the hangar. Leia was there, holding a blaster.

  Han leaned against the wall. “What are you doing here?”

  “Admiral asked me to guard the hangar,” said Leia. “People trying to desert. I’ve had to stun four people so far.” She patted her blaster.

  Han sucked in his lip and nodded, trying to act casual. “Cool.” He started walking away, towards the Falcon.

  “Can you believe there are people trying to desert?” asked Leia, walking with him. “It sickens me, how disloyal they are.”

  “Oh yeah, just sickening,” Han agreed.

  “I mean, after we destroyed the Death Star,” Leia rambled. “You’d think they’d have a little more hope. The admiral knows what he’s doing.”

  “Uh-huh,” said Han, winding his way around the hangar, trying to give her the slip.

  “I’m just glad you and Chewie aren’t deserters,” said Leia. “At first it seemed like you were, but now…”

  “Yeah, yeah, yeah,” Han waved. “Happy to help.”

  Leia became quiet. “My friend Holdo died in that attack run.”

  “I’m sorry,” said Han, not knowing what else to say to get her off his back.

  “She was full of hope,” Leia reminisced. “We were like sisters. She gave me this japor snippet from Alderaan. I have half and she has the other. Had.”

  Leia pulled out the snippet and looked at it. Absently, she walked directly in front of Han, blocking his way into the Falcon.

  “Would you mind going back to your business so I can go back to mine?” Han snapped.

  “And what is your business?” asked Leia, raising an eyebrow. “What are you trying to do?”

  Han stopped. “Well, I…”

  “Boarding the Falcon,” said Leia, slowly realizing Han’s intentions, “with a packed bag.”

  “Now gimme just a second to explain, your worsh–” Han started.

  Leia aimed and fired. Blue rings shot into Han’s crotch and arced through his body. He grunted as he fell to the floor, stunned. His body sizzled as he lay unconscious.

  Leia stood over him, glaring. “You’re just like the others,” she spat.

fuckyeahasexual:

Asexuals In Fiction 4.0

It’s the fourth year I’ve put together this list and it’s so huge I can no longer host in on tumblr. Click over to google database and you will find 51 YA novels, 14 New Adult novels, and 22 Adult novels. As well three video game characters and five comic books characters.

Not only will this database tell you if there’s an asexual it also includes the following: Series name, character name, own voice authors, type of rep, genre, main character or minor, and if it includes other representation of some sort.

But John has got things going. Quite apart from Watership Down he got a mystery project going that he was filming shortly before IX started shooting. He was hinting at it both with his hair that had to change length over a short period of time that he said wasn’t about Star Wars and about working with a Black British director. But apart from 2-3 posts which got no traction on this site, I’ve seen no one talking about it. Because on here John doesn’t mean anything but Star Wars.

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lj-writes:

Is this about his project with Sebastian Thiel (link)? It looks exciting! It’s unfortunate that SW dominates everything to the extent John’s other projects aren’t even known, making it look as though he isn’t working. There may also be an attention gap at work between Hollywood action movies (even aside from SW) and projects by less-established directors outside the U.S.

As far as I know his longer hair is about SW, since he mentioned it in direct connection with Episode IX, but I’d love it if it’s for his other projects as well. 🙂

I’m not sure if I have the Instagram story where John has the wig he wore at the Met Gala taken off, but in it he talks about how the longer hair he has is very practical when you’re playing a character who has to change his hair length drastically over a short period of time. Then the story concludes with “no, this is not about Star Wars”.

I mean, John knows his NDA and that he can’t talk about anything about Finn that isn’t cleared, so even without that last disclaimer any hint of that being about Finn was minuscule. (Heck he couldn’t even confirm Lando before it was official though at the time he was asked almost every major outlet including the bloody Telegraph had run an article about it.)

But this just makes the hair thing all the more interesting, because John wasn’t posted anywhere to be recording anything. Except the voice of Bigwig in Watership Down, but that’s an animated movie and Bigwig is a damn rabbit. No hair involved there.

So what was John shooting before the shoot of IX began?