I despair for the state of English literature education.
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Oh, how did BB-8 ruin your hopes for a stormtrooper uprising?
When the Walker fired on the Stormtroopers, it looked for all hell like Stormtroopers had done it, right? Except the cover was blown off, literally, and it was revealed to be BB. Yet another “SIKE! You dumbasses you really bought that lmao” moment from RJ. He deleted the mini-uprising scene with Finn putting doubts in the Stormtroopers’ minds and Phasma shooting them dead, too, in the process making a lazy continuity error where Phasma and her crew teleport to the other side of the hangar for no reason. See @themandalorianwolf’s discussion of the continuity error (link).
How dare you rank Artoo number 6. R2 is number 1.
You’re not even the only one who’s big mad at me for that 😂
Finn realizing droid numbers remind him of stormtrooper numbers and giving them nicknames and BB-8 makes a happy beep every time Finn calls him Fixer but R2-D2 is grumbling because ‘Blue’ is a lazy stupid nickname and what’s wrong with Artoo, the name he’s answered to for longer than Finn’s been alive, pray tell? Besides, he wanted to be Fixer.
Awwww “Blue” is pretty, though! I’d have gone with Han and called BeeBee “Ball.”
Reyl0s on twitter: “If Poe gets to pilot the Falcon and Ben doesn’t, episode IX is cancelled” “Funny how Kylo fans manage to support Kylo without shitting on Finn and Poe. I’m just not particularly interested in a character that was originally killed off in the first goddamn act but go off I guess. What does this say about your willingness to erase mentally ill characters?”
Salty and bitter, just how I like my reylow tears.

Just out of curiosity, in regards to the post about Leia and compassion… how are you defining “compassion?” Just so I know exactly what you’re saying.
You mean this one about Leia and not forgiving Vader (link)? The dictionary definition of compassion, basically: Sympathetic consciousness of others’ suffering together with a desire to alleviate it (link). Leia’s life has been defined by compassion, and her not forgiving Vader is an expression of her compassion for those who suffered at his hands, including her parents and entire planet. She also can’t forgive Vader on behalf of those who died and suffered. Luke couldn’t validly do that, either, he could only forgive the suffering Vader directly caused him such as cutting off his hand.
Wait why do you want Finn to be from Jedha again? I thought you wanted him to be a Mandalorian. Wouldn’t that mean his parents are from somewhere in the area of Concord Dawn?
Hey, I’m for Mandalorian Finn, I’m for Jedhan diaspora Finn, I’m for Yavin settler Finn whom Shara died defending (via @jewishcomeradebot), I’m for Finn of Batuu… I just want Finn to be from somewhere and I want it to be good.
Imagine if Steven Spielberg had written and directed the sequel trilogy
So much potential…
Mando Finn’s lightsaber should obviously be the Darksaber
